Victoria Beckham gave a recent interview to Allure magazine and among the topics discussed? Spoiler alert! She has sex with David Beckham, likes to eat salad and is out in the sun a lot.

[If] given the choice of salads or fries, she admits she always goes green. "I'm not going to lie -- I'm not one of those people that says, 'Oh, I eat hamburgers.'"

And as for her oft-criticized skin tone? It's all natural, she says. "I don't self-tan anymore," she says. "It's frustrating when people criticize my color. It's the color that I am! I wear sunblock, but I live in a hot climate."

The former Spice Girl, however, doesn't get upset if you call her Posh. "I'm so respectful of the Spice Girls, and I love all the girls dearly, but it's nice now that people know my name," she says. "But either is a compliment. I mean, I've been called a lot worse." (Source)

What a bitch. She actually admits to eating salad and doesn't mind when people call her by the schmaltzy stage name from her girl pop group from a decade ago. Oh who am I kidding. I have a total f'ing girl crush on Victoria Beckham. I want to raid her wardrobe and parade around in all of her mod shift dresses even though they'd only zip halfway up my back and borrow her adorable mohawked children. Oh, and, you know ... Bang the shit out of her husband. But that's just a given.

More of the Beckham family at a Laker's game last month: