
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into a huge fight following Heidi Klum's big Halloween party on Saturday night. These two just can't seem to get along with each other. Probably because they're both terrible people.
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt looked the picture of a happy couple when they started their night out on Saturday as they partied at Voyeur nightclub and the Roosevelt hotel in West Hollywood.
As they were heading home in their limo, however, the photographers following them saw a cell phone flying out the window right on the corner of La Brea and Sunset Blvd! Paris stopped the limo and ran out to find her phone. She returned empty-handed, yelling at Doug that she wanted to kill him for what he did to her. (Source)
If Paris Hilton were going to kill someone, I hope it would be through some new deadly strain of STD where the person afflicted would have to keep kicking himself in the nuts to slow the spread of the toxins in his body while he raced around L.A. searching for the antidote. Incidentally, that also happens to be the plot of the new Jason Statham movie.
Paris and Doug, pre-fight:




The Statham-type film is going to be made. The plot is exactly as you described, but it will be kind of like a porn-remake called "Skank." If you're not psychic, then you must have been floated a stolen sceenplay.
I tried to come to this page on my lg voyager but it just displays some garbled image, does this happen to other people or is it my voyager?