Since tomorrow is Thanksgiving and I'm getting into the spirit of the holiday, one of the things I'm most thankful for is Bai Ling. And judging by the expression on the homeless man's face in this random, totally inexplicable photo shoot I came across, I can tell he's feeling pretty much the same way. Who needs a hot turkey meal when you can have a spastic, scantily-clad Chinese woman touching your head? Normally that's the sort of thing a guy would need to down a gallon of Thunderbird to simulate.