Today in "Nick Hogan is an Idiot Who Should Die" news, Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident in downtown Los Angeles last night after returning from a charity event called "Keep It on the Track" teaching people how to drive safely. I'm not making that up. At any rate, no details have been given but I assume that the accident was 100% Nick Hogan's fault just like I assume that it's raining today due to the condensation of atmospheric water vapor, rather than the other explanation, which would be "God crying."