Dr. Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson's former dermatologist and the heavily suspected father of one or more of his children, has come forward with new information which could shed a light onto the molestation allegations which plagued the singer. You see, it turns out Michael Jackson just liked to pee in front of people.

Dr. Klein insists prosecutors would have failed to bring charges against Jackson if the case had gone to trial because their whole case was based on the fact that the plaintiff could describe the discoloration of the pop star's testicles and penis.

The doctor tells TMZ.com that Michael liked to pee for an audience - and many people could describe the singer's genitals. (Source)

So Michael Jackson didn't like to fondle children, he just had a fetish about making a big spectacle of himself urinating in front of them. That is quite the misunderstanding! I don't know why he didn't just go to the media and set the story straight. Boy, the red-faced laugh we all would have had!