Levi Johnston shot his pictorial spread for Playgirl last week, only they're being pushed up for a quickie November release after he totally pulled a Heidi Montag and withheld the goods; if you know what I mean. (I mean his Alaskan sausage.)

Contrary to earlier teases that the 19-year would leave nothing to the imagination in his Playgirl photo shoot, "He did not give 'full frontal' as his manager Tank [Jones] reported he would," Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for Playgirl, tells New York's Daily News.

Still, said Nardicio, "We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity." (Source)

Glimpses of what, his vagina? Personally, I know I sure as hell don't read Playgirl magazine for the goddamn articles. Well, except that time they had that fascinating exposé on fly fishing. Although ... If I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure there was dick involved even in that. By the way kids, naked fly fishing should only be attempted by trained professionals.