Oh lookie here, folks: Levi Johnston's Playgirl pics have somehow leaked onto the internet (Thank you, Baskit Underwear). And as you would expect...They're kinda boring. I mean my God man, you made, what, $100,000 or something like that? Christ, I don't even get paid that much, and I'm showing the full monty. AND THEN SOME! But hey, if it'll net me a fuckton of money, I'd totally be willing to knock up the daughter of some dumbass governor.

Anyway, from one porn star to another: Show your cock. It really isn't that hard. Just drop trou, let 'em take pictures, then go home and play Batman: Arham Asylum until your thumbs snap off. And for fuck's sake, next time you have to decide between Playgirl and Unzipped, go with Unzipped. Do you know who reads Playgirl? FUCKING NO ONE.

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