...Which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, since she dresses like someone shot her out of a cannon into my grandmother's closet, but I digress. At the ACE Awards on Monday, Gaga was awarded a Stylemaker award and used her speech to promote Safe Sex, which I highly approve of and recommend to everyone. Unfortunately, she kind of blew all credibility with this golden nugget:

She explained: "Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who you like best.

"When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time." (Source)

I'm not sure if that's stupid, irresponsible, nonsensical, or all three. While I can respect Lady Gaga for initially promoting the use of protection, her views on songwriting border on "Ridiculously Fucking Dumb". I'm honestly starting to think she's like a real-life version of Charlize Theron's character on Arrested Development; You're not quirky, you're just an idiot. And for God's sake, would everyone PLEASE just wear a fucking condom already?