Lady Gaga made a rare appearance on a German talk show with absolutely nothing obstructing her face unless you count twenty pounds of makeup and a pair of false eyelashes. I guess this is why the Phantom of the Opera never took off his mask and only came out at night and eventually killed himself. Indeed, we could all stand to learn a lesson from classic theater.
Oh sweet Jesus!
BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
(I always knew she was a gollum...)
I guess it doesn't translate well from German.
Put a black beehive wig and some bolt-on chesticles on her, she could be Amy Winehouse's sister.