Fat Asian Spencer Pratt has apparently decided to take up yoga, presumably to make himself a better father to his eight kids who he never sees. And obviously, it's very important to the spiritual journey of a struggling father to have his picture taken doing yoga by hired paparazzi in Los Angeles. I have no doubt that when little Maddy and Cara and the other six whats-their-faces see these photos on the cover of a tabloid, their tiny hearts will swell three sizes.