Jennifer Lopez performed her new single "Louboutins" at the American Music Awards last night, and just because she's like, in her forties and has had two kids and is basically a glorified housewife at this point -- don't think she can't still put on one hell of a show. And by "one hell of a show" I mean that she climbed up a stairway of shirtless dancers then jumped off the top of the stairway of shirtless dancers and totally ate it. (2:55 mark) Maybe next time instead of a stairway of shirtless dancers she should try something a little less challenging, like an airport-style walkway of shirtless dancers. Old people never hurt themselves on those things.