Choreographer Chris Judd, known for such splashy tabloid marriages as the one he had with Jennifer Lopez from 2001-2002, is getting re-married.

"I am engaged!" he tells Us. "I am extremely overjoyed, and I couldn't be happier."

After a year of dating, Judd, 40, tells Us he popped the question to Kelly A. Wolfe about a month ago. (Source)

I don't know who this Kelly person is since she's clearly not a celebrity and therefore of no interest to me, but I hope she knows she's got some mighty big pantaloons to fill. Oh come on, this is pretty much the most boring story ever, and it's my natural instinct to make a bad joke about the size of Jennifer Lopez's ass. Just be glad it wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker we're talking about here.

Jennifer Lopez at the This Is It premiere: