Brad Pitt landed down in Tokyo yesterday for the Japan premiere of Inglorious Basterds with a new set of braids and beads in that ugly Schnauzer beard he's been sporting lately. Okay. Does he also have the full body lice to accompany that look? I think I can honestly say this might be the first time I've ever felt physically repulsed by Brad Pitt. The guy gets to have sex with one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and what does he do? Puts braids in his beard. I get that he's comfortable and she's not going anywhere with six kids tying her down, but be reasonable, man. What's wrong with just growing a beer gut or starting to leave the toilet seat up?