For Joy! A New Heidi Montag Single
Heidi Montag, who has apparently completely abandoned trying to pull off calling herself Heidi Pratt, leaked her new single "Superficial" on the internet since that's really her only hope of getting anyone to listen to it. Predictably, the song's lyrics are pretty much about how rich and famous and better than everyone she is, since she basically can't relate to anything else whatsoever.
"They say I'm superficial, some call me a bitch, They're just mad, 'cause I'm sexy famous and I'm rich."
For the record, I don't hate Heidi Montag because she's a bitch. I hate her because she radiates stupidity like the sun radiates heat and light. I hate Spencer because he's a bitch. Get it right, Montag.
Evil and Stupid at their How to be Famous book signing:
WTF, Stacey?! I see FOUR asshole pictures and ZERO kitten pictures. >:o(
Fuck I hate these two. What exactly are they famous for? "Acting" in a "reality" show, or posing with tabloid magazines with their pictures in it, being assholes at any given opportunity? I just don't get America's fascination with these two. Their book should have been called "The Audacity of Hoping No One Finds Out I'm a Talentless Piece of Donkey Shit." (Courtesy of Holy Taco)
I know, I know... Next time more kitteh. And I even got a good one of the Snuzzlefriends Two earlier today.
Really who listens to this shit, godawful song.