Lady Gaga showed up to the ACE Awards last night to receive her obviously well deserved Stylemaker Award wearing her bra and panties on the outside of her clothes, a black doily covering her face, what appears to be baking powder covering her entire body and Tyrannosaurus Rex arms.

I don't get it, if wearing underwear on the outside of your body, unkempt hair, inappropriate hand gestures and to be covered in a substance of indeterminate nature is all it takes to be a style icon, then the crazy lady who begs for cigarettes outside the corner store down the block got totally robbed. And anyway, at least Cigarette Lady knows that ensemble is best paired with galoshes.