It was just a normal Thanksgiving weekend for the Hasselhoff family, meaning that David Hasselhoff was hospitalized for two days for undisclosed reasons. (Read: Deadly booze consumption.) Not to be outdone by her ex-husband, Hasselhoff's former wife Pamela Bach also scored herself a DUI. All-in-all, not a bad weekend for the two.

"David is home now and he's fine," says Goldsman. Hasselhoff's troubles began at home on Friday. Though authorities did not identify the name of the patient or the owner of the home, a fire department spokesman did confirm that paramedics responded to a call for medical aid at 11:51 a.m. at a home in Encino, and the patient was transported by ambulance to a local hospital. People learned that the address of the home matches the one owned by Hasselhoff.

Also, Hasselhoff's ex-wife Bach was arrested on a DUI charge by the California Highway Patrol on Saturday night while driving down the 101 Freeway near Laurel Canyon Blvd. According to a Los Angeles Police Department jail spokesman, she was taken into custody at the Van Nuys jail and later released on her own recognizance. (Source)

What I can't figure out is how these two couldn't make it work. They seem as natural a pairing as peanut butter and chocolate. Or scotch and vodka. What? In some circles the "scotchka" is known as a delightfully refreshing beverage.