I know what you're thinking -- I thought it too. Did Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend Kardashian actually rise to brave new heights of famewhorishness by wearing her wedding dress from her sham marriage to Lamar Odom to a red carpet event?

Nope, it's actually just Steven "Cojo" Cojocaru, a.k.a. the Unites States Ambassador of Fabulousness, dressed up for Halloween. SNAP! You've been served, Khloe Kardashian. When a flamboyantly gay man with extensive plastic surgery who looks like a fancy lesbian out-wedding-dresses you, I'd say it's probably time to just give up the facade, return to the wooded hills of North Dakota and rejoin your sasquai brethren.

The real Khloe Kardashian on her wedding day: