Taylor Swift won big at the Country Music Awards last night, pulling in the coveted (or I guess it's coveted, because what the crap do I know about the CMAs) "Entertainer of the Year" award and Carrie Underwood the giant bitch apparently wasn't happy about it. When co-host Brad Paisley tried to congratulate Taylor at the end of the show, Carrie -- who had also lost out to Taylor for Female Vocalist of the Year -- cut him off saying, "And how awesome were we? We were awesome!"

Whatever. It's my job to shit on celebrities and I've never had a bad word to say about this kid. I guess Carrie Underwood was just jealous that she didn't get any awards last night. Maybe she should have double checked to make sure there weren't any crammed up her ass. I hear they can get stuck there like that.

The adorable, indefatigable Taylor Swift and her multitude of awards last night: