Brooke Hogan was at the Enclave nightclub in Chicago this weekend when she decided to drunkenly commandeer the mic and give the crowd a special "performance" onstage.

A source reports that the reality television star/singer showed up at the hotspot "in an utter state of hot drunkenness." At about two in the morning, Ms. Hogan jumped on stage and gave an impromptu performance of slurred lyrics and wobbly dance moves. (Source)

What a treat that must have been for the patrons of Enclave. I think if I were out at a club somewhere and Brooke Hogan magically appeared onstage serenading me, I'd have the same reaction as an old-timey bum and toss the bottle of hooch over my shoulder. And when I say "toss it over my shoulder" I actually mean "wing it directly at her head." I have surprisingly good aim for a drunk.