Jennifer Lopez wasn't the only one who took a spill at the AMAs last night. "American Idol's" Adam Lambert also took a tumble like Gay Indiana Jones while performing his new single "Entertainment," (1:45 mark) only most people probably didn't notice because they were too busy clutching their bodices, throwing their hands up to their foreheads and fainting.

Lambert alternately had a dancer on a leash, had a dancer's head grinding against his crotch simulating oral sex, and had a hand on his own crotch. He also made out with a male band member and flipped his middle finger. And it was on ABC prime time. (Source)

Ehhh, whatever. Like a little homoerotic S&M now and then is going to kill anyone. And really, if you think that's the most vile, offensive thing ever to be broadcast on prime time television, clearly you've never been forced to sit through an episode of "According to Jim."