Pop Quiz everyone! You're supposed to perform on a TV show in the UK tonight in front of a crowd for more money than most people will see in their entire lives. Do you:
(A) Show up, give a good performance, and go on with your life, or
(B) Stay home banging the sleazy, greased-up flesh-bot (No relation to Fleshbot. Love you guys!) you call a boyfriend?

Katy Perry pulled out of a TV show to have sex with Russell Brand.

The 'I Kissed A Girl' singer was due to appear on 'Chris Moyles' Quiz Night', but Russell rang the presenter to inform him the American beauty would no longer be a guest on the show.

A source said: "Chris got a call from Russell late at night before telling him Katy wouldn't be appearing as they wanted to spend the evening together. (Source)

So if you didn't answer B, congratulations on not being Katy Perry! You may now go back to your life of not dressing up like a 12 year old child prostitute, fucking greasy cumstains or being a terrible singer. Good for you!

Here's Katy And Russell at Paris Fashion Week, thankfully not fucking: