Tom Cruise is Gay
Today in "Tom Cruise is Gay" news, Katie Holmes told Elle magazine that her husband is her own personal fashion police. Sure. Why not?"He usually likes everything, but sometimes I'll walk out and he'll say, 'I think that dress might be wearing you. You don't need that,'" she says.
She appreciates the feedback. "Tom has great taste," Holmes gushes. (Source)
There are only two scenarios in which I could feasibly see a man saying something like "That dress is wearing you" -- one being in some kind of crazy, alternate universe where clothing comes alive and puts people on instead of vice versa; and two being that the man who said it is gay. And I'm still not viewing my cashmere collection as a threat, if you know what I mean.
Gayey McGayerson running with his Beardey McBearderson in Boston last week:
fire his ass, Katie. He let you go out in pegged jeans. That ain't right.
Katie will be firing his ass next summer, if the old rumors were true:
http://drinkthis.typepad.com/answer_this/2005/06/did_katie_holme.html
Five-year contract is up in June 2010.
And even if it's false, and even if she married him on purpose for genuine reasons, she's still freakin hot.