Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag whored around at some event at a fancy bowling alley last night accompanied by a little dog, which is a different dog than the two maltipoos they just got. I don't know what happened to the other two dogs, but based on this picture here I'm going to have to assume that Spencer ate them. The last time I saw an expression like this on someone's face was right before the Big Bad Wolf killed Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother.