They Did Not Want To Go To There

By Jeremy Feist on October 15, 2009 Posted in: Tina Fey

Anyone who knows me knows that I have a big ol' girl-crush on Tina Fey. No, really, if given the opportunity, I would let he do stuff to me. The kinda shit that even Derek Da Silva* wouldn't do. Which is why I'm more than a little confused that Tina Fey was a virgin until 24. Honestly, what in the hell? Who wouldn't totally want to hit that?

Tina Fey may be one of the most popular girls around these days, but as she reminisced to David Letterman Wednesday, she was a virgin until she met her husband when she was 24.

As Dave read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), Fey's name came up as having been 24.

"[I] Couldn't give it away," Fey sighed. "That's just good, Christian values, or, being homely." (Source)

Homely? Bah. BAH I SAY. Obviously, Tina went to one of those schools where all the students are either douchebag frat boys, gays, or gay douchebag fratboys, and there is absolutely no shame in not sleeping with a douchebag frat boy. You also don't have to worry about him Donkey Punching you, but that's a story for another time.

*Google it when you're in a safe place.
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spatz said:

i could believe that. she's really a beautiful woman, but that really has nothing to do with if guys think you're fuckable or not. i've seen ugly faced women who dressed and acted slutty and they are the ones who had a lot of sex and were desirable. you can tell she was smart, and funny but in your early 20s guys are not really looking to hook up with the smart, funny girl with a great personality.

October 15, 2009 2:00 PM

Duane said:

I probably would have followed her around like a puppy dog if I met her in college. I'm sure there were tons of guys who would have gladly taken her into their arms, just as I'm sure she turned them all away ... at least until she was 24.

October 15, 2009 3:43 PM

derdoo said:

She used to look kinda different though.
http://www.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tina-fey-then-now.jpg

October 15, 2009 4:46 PM

cj said:

How mad would you be if you banged this fat chick (who was kind of cute in a weird way) and you spent your whole life trying to forget about it only to discover that she was so hot now she had a show?

I would threaten legal action.

October 16, 2009 10:41 AM

lucy said:

God, I just love her SO much. And that gentle, self-deprecating humor...hilarious.

Also, I love how she made fun of that Duggar woman. "Just happy to be out." Ha!

She's my favorite.

October 16, 2009 1:38 PM