Seventy-five percent of the Hogans attended L.A.'s Fashion Week this weekend with twenty-five percent less bleached hair. Although it beats the hell out of me how a bunch of glorified Clearwater white trash ended up at Fashion Week in the first place. I wasn't aware that NASCAR-gear got its own runway show. If "The Hogans :: Fashion Week" was an SAT question, the answer would be Alessandra Ambrosio :: Wal-Mart. Or, Brooke Hogan :: A Ladies' Bathroom.