It's finally here: Where The Wild Things Are. Is it any good? Read on, mortals. Read on... (Pajiba)

Jessica Simpson was offered a Brain Sandwich, which is sort of like offering Katherine Heigl a slice of humble pie. DOUBLE HEADER! (Yeeeah!)

So as it turns out, the guy who attacked Leona Lewis is, oh, how should I put this...Ah, yes, completely crazycakes. (The Blemish)

How's this for a "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" moment: 115 out of 800 girls attending this Chicago High School ARE FUCKING PREGNANT. (Seriously? OMG!)

In case you were wondering, John Mayer does not kiss guys, since gay men would never make music that makes them sound like such a pussy. (Celebitchy)

Because watching drunk celebrities stumble around is always funny, here's Cindy Crawford after a few too many. (Celebslam)

Tina Fey shows that there's no better way to promote your show then by making out with the man who verbally bitch-slapped Heidi and Spencer, Al Roker. No, really. (HollyWire)

I have no way to preface this link except to say HOLY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING? KILL IT WITH FIRE! (CelebSmack)

And now that you have that one permanently etched into your brain, here's a slightly less fugly dress on Scarlett Johansson. (usemycomputer)

Captain Lou Albano, aka the guy who played the live-action Super Mario on TV, died the other day. I bet he's jumping on Goombas in the Mushroom Kingdom in the sky. (Celeb Jihad)

Because apparently he doesn't think he's a big enough douche juuuuuust yet, Jon Gosselin apparently hacked into Kate's emails, because of fucking course he did. (Allie Is Wired)