Today's episode of "Unintentionally hilarious movie clips" is brought to you by 2012. (Pajiba)

Jon Gosselin has emptied his and Kate's joint bank account. Hey, those Ed Hardy clad prostitutes aren't gonna pay for themselves.(Yeeeah!)

Seth Green threw a possibly staged tantrum on set. Awwww, how cute, he thinks he's people. Adorable. (The Blemish)

Pete Wentz got his head shaved by that douche from Blink 182 (No, not that one, the other one), presumably spawning thousands upon thousands of LiveJournal posts. (Seriously? OMG!)

Gwyneth Paltrow wore mom jeans to a fashion show. Someone please kill her already, I am sick of her and her GOOPy shit. (Celebitchy)

Today's episode of "Unflattering pictures of people you hate" is brought to you by Mariah Carey, although that would mean there are flattering pictures of her out there. (Celebslam)

Levi Johnston continues to give the Palins the shaft, doing a commercial for extraordinary nutsacks where he extols the virtues of doing it with protection. Testicles. (HollyWire)

Beth Ditto, singer/fat chick, hanging out with Perez Hilton, mocker of singers/fat chicks. Spot the hypocrisy. (CelebSmack)

Hello Miranda Kerr. I don't know who you are, and quite frankly I don't give a shit, but people like looking at you anyway. (usemycomputer)

Today's episode of "Really fucking disturbing pictures" is brought to you by Noah Cyrus and that Mini-Jonas. Never clean...Never clean... (Allie Is Wired)

Looks like another guy who does shit with a camera. Quick Hollywood, rally behind him for no justifiable reason. (Celeb Jihad)