Here's Pajiba's "Other" 100 Best Movie Quotes. If you don't click on this link right now, feel free to get the fuck out. (Pajiba)

Jamie Foxx says that if Roman Polanski had attacked his daughter, he would have bludgeoned him to death with his dong...Although I might be paraphrasing. (Yeeeah!)

The reason January Jones is such an awesome fucking actress is because Ashton Kutcher is a fucktard. Isn't that the reason for everything, really? (The Blemish)

Do not stare into Chris Pine's eyes until an hour after eating, or else you will drown. (Seriously? OMG!)

Okay, wow, seriously? Fuck you, Pamela Anderson. I hope you get an STD. One you DON'T already have. (Celebitchy)

Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman in a single picture? I didn't know cameras could handle that much pretty. (Celebslam)

In case you were wondering, Zach Braff is NOT dead. His career, on the other hand... (HollyWire)

Bad: Model fired for being too fat. Worse: She's a size 4. Worser: Holy shit, look at the photoshopping they did on this poor woman. (CelebSmack)

Remember Elizabeth Hurley? Me neither, but she's pretty. (usemycomputer)

Dionne Bromfield has a voice to match her godmother's, Amy Winehouse, but can she hold her booze? Only time will tell... (popbytes)

New drinking game! Watch Twilight and take a shot whenever Kristen Stewart bites her lip. (Celeb Jihad)