Rashida Jones is about to give you all a big, huge nerd-boner. Seriously, ow adorable is she? (Pajiba)

How exactly the fuck is it that at 53, Sela Ward looks younger than Lindsay Lohan? Ah, yes, she doesn't do crack. (Yeeeah!)

Hmmmm...I'm no longer sure if Pamela Anderson is a total bitch, or just completely daffy. Although I suppose it could be both. (The Blemish)

A-Ha, the band behind Take On Me, is calling it quits. Wait, A-Ha was still together? Really? Well fuck me. (Seriously? OMG!)

Yo Taylor, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Ryan Reynolds was the best Saturday Night Live host OF ALL TIME. (Celebitchy)

I don't care if it is fake, this interview with Lindsay Lohan still made me giggle. (Celeb Jihad)

The Olsen Twins have their own line of sunglasses out now, because if anyone knows something about thin, useless, plastic shit, it's The Olsen Twins. (BricksandStones)

What the hell? Spongebob is marrying Sandy Cheeks? AND he's ten years old now? Christ. Although the inclusion of Tina Fey makes me feel better. (Agent Bedhead)

Oh joy, Britney Spears' new video for '3' features her in shredded clothes with some bald guy's forehead pressed against her cooch. Barf. (POTP)

And in other Britney news, guess who got voted best celebrity mother? If you said "Britney Spears", you're right, but you're still a pretty terrible parent. (Superior Gossip)