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Oh my GOD am I ever in love with this: NBC released the first video from Subtle Sexuality, made up of Kelly and Erin from The Office, and it is precisely as awesome as you would think it is. (Pajiba)

I'm not big on the boobies, but I will post these pics of Heidi Klum because it involves chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. (Yeeeah!)

Yeeesh. The new video for Britney Spears' single 3 is out, and I can in good conscience say that anyone who likes it doesn't deserve to listen to music. (The Blemish)

Drunk Ewoks? In my Today Show? It's more likely than you think. Honestly, they should just show shit like this year round. (Seriously? OMG!)

Mickey Rourke decided to dress like a crazy person for Halloween, which is sadly indistinguishable from regular Mickey Rourke. (Celebitchy)

Holy friggin crap, I think Carrot Top is melting like those Nazis from Indiana Jones. (Celebslam)

Paris Hilton called the group who robbed her house "Scumbags", which is like the pot calling the kettle a syphilitic whore. (HollyWire)

Amy Winehouse + Clinics + Fish...Ever been a situation where the jokes were so easy, you couldn't pick just one? Make up your own on this one. (CelebSmack)

Reese Witherspoon may be frosty as hell, but my God can the woman ever clean up good. (usemycomputer)

Adam Lambert's first single is out, and it is so fabulous, you'll be shitting rainbows for a week. (Allie Is Wired)