The new Joss Whedon movie got pushed back AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR because they had to convert it to 3D. NERD RAGE! BAWWWWWW! (Pajiba)

Sharon Osbourne once told Ozzy rehab is where you go to learn how to drink, which is like telling a kid he's going to Disneyland, then bringing him to the dentist. (Yeeeah!)

Awwww, how cute! Amy Winehouse went out and got shiny new boobies! She's like a little girl with a new Barbie, only the Barbie is in her jugs. (The Blemish)

Tara Reid is posing for Play-*BLARGH* OH DEAR GOD I JUST THREW UP FUCKING EVERYWHERE. (Seriously? OMG!)

Today's episode of "Stupid Spoiled Whores Should Not Be Allowed Children" is brought to you by Pamela Anderson and her fugly-ass dress. (Celebitchy)

As if you need more evidence that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fucking idiot, she worse see through leggings out in public and showed off her thong. Classy. (Celebslam)

Here's a teaser for the New Moon soundtrack which features Grizzly Bear, Bon Iver, St. Vincent, Lykke Li and Thom Yorke, making it the best soundtrack for a shitty movie EVER. (HollyWire)

I have no idea who Shauna Sand is, but Vivid Entertainment got their mitts on her sex tape, so you'll be hearing a lot about her soon. (CelebSmack)

Can I just say that no matter how good Emma Stone looks in this dress, she looks AMAZINGLY sexy firing a gun? (usemycomputer)

Paris Hilton went out an bought the most adorable little baby piglet, which I'm sure will die in her stupid, incapable hands. (Allie Is Wired)

Oh my God, Jessica Alba sex scene! I would totally give a shit if this was, like, two years ago when she was still relevant! (Celeb Jihad)