Time Out published a list of The 50 Greatest Animated Films of all time. Spoiler Alert: you're favourite cartoon flick isn't number one. (Pajiba)

In what can only be described as the bestest news ever, Tila Tequila is threatening to kill herself. Normally, I'd say suicide is a serious issue that affects many and should never be portrayed in a positive light, but come on, it's Tila! YAY! (Yeeeah!)

And in what can only be described as the most soul-rotting news ever, Michael Vick is getting his own reality show that doesn't involve him being devoured by 100 angry dogs. (The Blemish)

Here's the moment you've all (and by "all", I mean "Stacey") been waiting for: Evil Paris Hilton Demon on Supernatural! (Seriously? OMG!)

Speaking of Paris, apparently people still want to see the droopy sacks of misery she calls breasts. (HollyWire)

Katy Perry sent Russell Brand pics of her boobies. Anyone want to start a pool to see how long it takes before they hit the web? (Celebitchy)

Because literally EVERYBODY hates Chris (Brown), Asshat McGee is now being sued by...wait for it...Wrigley Gum! (Celebslam)

Okay, this is kinda totally adorable, but look everyone! It's Jennifer Hudson with her baby! (CelebSmack)

Dear video game nerds: Here's the new Lara Croft being all sexy. You're welcome. (usemycomputer)

Oh fuck all of you, Kelly Clarkson is awesome, even in plaid. (popbytes)

As if you need another reason to hate Joe Francis, here's some video proof for you. (Celeb Jihad)