Paris Hilton is a Monster
Paris Hilton is going to be guest-starring on my beloved "Supernatural" this week. And since female guest-stars on that show usually fall into the category of "demons" or "chicks Dean bangs," guess which one Paris falls into? I'll give you a hint: They can't fight herpes with rock salt and shotguns.Paris Hilton will be monstrous in her latest TV role - as herself. The socialite/actress will appear on TV series Supernatural this week as "a monster who takes the form of Paris Hilton," according to show creator Eric Kripke, who admits he was surprised when Hilton agreed to the odd cameo.
He tells website PerezHilton.com, "We never expected in a million years that she would do it, but I spoke to her and she got the joke immediately and signed on quickly... I give her a lot of credit for being a hell of a good sport." (Source)
Good sport my ass. You know Paris was probably just relieved to finally attend a shoot where being dead-eyed was a actually plus and for once hair and makeup didn't have to try to conceal her horns.
Paris at the launch of her new sunglasses line at the Vision Expo last week:
Well, sometimes they're 'chicks Sam bangs' - but since Sam probably wouldn't even touch her with Dean's, yeah, she had to be a demon...
She'll be method acting then, I suppose?
Yeah, but Dean bangs chicks on a regular basis and Sam has only banged, to my knowledge, that werewolf chick and Ruby. (He only kissed the girl in "Provenance.") Sam likes his girls freaky like that.
She's probably to stupid to realize they will be poking fun at her. I have every faith in a series that titles an episode "Chris Angel is a Douchebag."
Argh. Why must skanky-whores continually slime their way into my favourite shows?
Hopefully it will go in the Chris Angel direction, like ShannonAnn pointed out, but nevertheless - argh.
True dat, Stacey. Dean is the cocksman. I was just saying that neither Winchester would want to bang her, so demonhood was her only option.
I hope Paris didn't see Ackles on some chat show, where he described overhearing a conversation between Paris and Nicky. The word 'vacuous' was used, I believe. And possibly 'stupid'. Whatever, it was accurate, and there was snark.
Awwwwkward....
Sounds like her check paying gigs are starting to dry up.