You know ... That thing is probably just ridden with diseases and parasites. I sure hope someone at least made that monkey wash its hands after it was finished touching Paris Hilton. SUPER ZING! Seriously, these things basically write themselves.
More of Paris, some dumb ape and a chimpanzee at the opening of Carnival at Bowlmor Lanes:
is it true they are engaged?
Why has only the left monkey a name?