Lindsay Lohan and her butchered face have been ordered to appear in a Beverly Hills court this morning, and no one knows why. The mystery is intoxicating! Actually, "intoxicating" probably isn't far off.

The 23-year-old actress was placed on three years of probation in 2007 after she pleaded guilty to two counts of being under the influence of cocaine, and no contest to two counts of drunken driving and one count of reckless driving. She spent 84 minutes in jail.

It is unclear why Lohan has been ordered to appear. The judge's order was made during a routine progress report hearing on Wednesday. Court records show that no warrant has been issued, and they do not reflect a probation violation has occurred. (Source)

I guess one possible reason why she's appearing in court is that they're letting her off probation early for good behavior. Ha ha, just kidding! If I were to place betting odds on the whether or not Lindsay Lohan would find some way of fucking up her probation with just months to go, let's just say it would be about equivalent to the betting odds of a rocket-powered horse at the Kentucky Derby.

Lohan looking emaciated and gross at a Fashion Week party: