Lindsay Lohan and her busted face (above) debuted their collection with Ungaro in Paris yesterday, who had hired her as their "artistic advisor." So far the reviews are predictably, well, not so much.

Widely panned, the outfits featured a plethora of hearts, from sequins on the outfits, patterns in the cloth, hats, and even heart-shaped pasties covering many of the models' nipples, exposed by unbuttoned jackets and plunging necklines. (Source)

Heart-shaped cut-outs and pasties? If I didn't know Lindsay Lohan better I'd say that sounds like the work of a crack team assembled from nursery school students and strippers. In either regard, I hope someone remembered the child safety scissors.