What the headline said. She really said those words. Yes -- even though Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend Kardashian isn't even legally married to her publicity husband Lamar Odom yet, she's already talking about her publicity pregnancy.

"Honestly, I just lost weight!" the E! reality star told us earlier today while she and sister Kim helped launch the Quick Trim diet line at a GNC in Los Angeles.

"I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can't be a house [after] I just lost weight." (Source)

Leave it to a fucking Kardashian to have "looking cute" as a motivating factor of creating human life. Since the only reason Khloe Kardashian would probably ever get pregnant is if there was a reality deal attached to it, I hope she realizes that the camera adds ten pounds. And in Khloe's case you have to assume that figure would double anyway since she is literally twice the size of a normal human being. Zing!

With the now officially the least-famewhorey Kardashian, Kim, at the Quick Trim launch: