Owners of a house that Kevin Federline (above, socks with sandals -- nice touch) lived in until this past May are demanding $110,661 in unpaid rent and damages, after he disappeared without paying his last six months rent and basically trashed the house. The list of damages includes:

- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners' permission)
- Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners' permission)

My favorite part was that he tinted the bathroom windows without permission. Yeah, because I know the world is just clamoring for paparazzi footage of Kevin Federline taking a dump. But then again, with the continued success of programming such as "According to Jim" and "Two and a Half Men," you can never really underestimate what the public will or won't watch.

More of K Fat shopping at Wholefoods with girlfriend Victoria Prince: