
It came out this weekend that Dave Letterman isn't the only one dipping into the office pool, because
Us Magazine has learned that Jimmy Kimmel is dating his head writer Molly McNearney. I guess he maybe he felt it would be better to volunteer the news in light of recent events. Oh, except that when I did a google search for Molly McNearney -- for no other reason than I was curious to see what the chick who's banging Jimmy Kimmel looks like -- I found this tidbit from Defamer back in July:
Yesterday, we noted a Gawker item suggesting that Molly McNearney, who swiftly ascended the Jimmy Kimmel Live! ranks from lowly Chinese Theater Chewbacca-wrangling assistant to that show's head writer, had been the woman who came between Kimmel and Sarah Silverman. (Source)
So from assistant to head writer and all she has to do is sleep with Jimmy Kimmel every night? Huh. What, was the devil out of contracts or something? I mean, I know the term "lesser of two evils" shouldn't apply when the lesser evil is literally Satan, yet somehow it does.
Oh, and here's what the chick who's banging Jimmy Kimmel looks like:

Skinny white girls rule. WOOOOO!
See? SEE!?!?!?
Just like I's saying with my insane, angry rant about Letterman (http://www.litelysalted.com/2009/10/letterman-is-a-punchline.php), here’s another Hollywood smear of dickcheese sleeping with the hired help. And what happens? Miss Skinnyjeans get’s her bad self promoted to “Head” Writer. Hmmm…
Those Hollywood asshats go around telling us how to live yet they break some of the basic rules of modern human behavior. Like “Don’t eat where you shit.”
Regardless, Paul is still an asshole. Paulhole. Asspaul.