Jessica Simpson is Taking Applications
In an interview with "Extra" set to air today, Jessica Simpson was asked about the three things she looks for in a man. Since it's Jessica Simpson, naturally she gave four. What? Counting is hard."I definitely love a spiritual man -- somebody that is going to always inspire me."
The singer -- who split from Tony Romo in July -- goes on, "I don't want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men ... people that will always keep me intrigued."
"And, you know, I love artistic men -- somebody that really understands their art," adds Simpson, who dated musician John Mayer and was married to Nick Lachey.
"I like a confidant man," she asserts. (Source)
So Jessica Simpson is looking for a spiritual, intellectual, confidant, artistic man who really understand his art. I hate to break it to her, but John Lennon died years ago. But I have faith that there's a dude in like, Rascall Flats or something who is practically the next best thing.
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Assuming (a big if) that a "spiritual, intellectual, confident, artistic" man exists, why would he want to do anything with Jessica "plastic, dumb as a rock, controlled-by-creepy-daddy and utterly without any talent whatsoever" Simpson? She thinks flashing her hooters will do the trick? I live in So Cal--I see fake racks every day.
I don't care what anyone says. Jessica is hot.
Jessica Simpson looks for one thing in a man, and it would be a pulse, if it weren't for the fact that you don't need one to get an erection.