I know, I know ... I couldn't help myself. I am seriously getting thrown such underhanded pitches today though, you have to admit. Here is Dina Lohan at at launch of her new footwear line called "Shoe-han." I'm not even joking, that's really what it's called. How do you even pronounce that? Like Shoo-han as in "shoe" or Show-han to rhyme with "Lo-han?" Why am I even debating this?

Anyway, the line will be sold through some crap called LoveMyShoes.com, of which Dina will also be the store spokesman. Says owner Robert Yeganeh: "We hired Dina Lohan because she is a young, attractive working mother, who has excellent taste when it comes to fashion." Bitch please. Dina Lohan is a young, attractive working mother? Only one of four of those words are true, and even that one is fairly debatable.

Also, check out these thumbnails and tell me you wouldn't think they were Lindsay if you didn't know better. UNCANNY: