Mr. Mariah Carey celebrated his birthday this weekend at the Bellagio in Vegas, and his wife surprised him with this cake shaped like a turntable with this inscription "Happy Birthday DJ Sexy Fingers, Love M.C.C." You can file that one under "DO NOT WANT." Pretty much the last thing I'd care to think about is Nick Cannon's "sexy fingers" and what he does to Mariah Carey with them. When he's not using them to hold her purse or make her a sandwich, anyway. There's just not enough Goo Gone in the world to ungunk that mental image residue from my brain.