Khloe Kardashian tells this month's Life & Style magazine about how she's sick and tired of people criticizing her for her weight and comparing her to "King Kong" and "Bigfoot." To be fair, I've only ever compared her to Arlene from "Garfield" because she's tall and gawky and has a total butterface... But I guess I can see the Bigfoot comparison, now that she mentions it.

But the feisty newlywed, who dropped from a size 10 to a 6, isn't taking the comments laying down. "Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time," Khloé tells Life & Style. "It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood -- not eat and become anorexic -- but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself."

"When I was a chunky little 8-year-old and I had these two beautiful sisters, I'd wonder, why don't I look like that?" Khloé remembers. "Now I hate it when people compare me to my sisters. Kourtney's 5 feet, I'm 5-foot-10 and Kim is 5-foot-2. I will never look like them. No matter how skinny I am, that body will never be mine." (Source)

Don't get me wrong, I think Khloe Kardashian is an obnoxious, opportunistic famewhore and should be ridiculed at any given chance -- but I don't think she's "fat." Still though, a size 6? Is that in fucking metric? Kim Kardashian is maybe a size 6. Listen, God doesn't hate fat girls, but he does hate liars. It says that somewhere in the bible, right after "Thou shalt not getteth fake married for a reality show."

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