In what can really only be described as the most ill-advised celebrity tattoo, like, ever, David Beckham is going to be getting a tattoo of, honest to God, Ellen Degeneres. No, really. As in "Permanently etched into his skin. With ink". I somehow see this ending badly. Can we just, you know, not do this?

David Beckham is set to get a tattoo of Ellen DeGeneres.

The US TV talk show host has urged the British soccer star - who already has several inkings on his body - to consider a new etching in tribute to her.

When Ellen made the suggestion, David laughed and replied: "I'm very tempted." (Source)

Is it possible to like tattoos, and like Ellen Degeneres, but not like tattoos of Ellen Degeneres. I mean, admittedly, it could be WAY worse. You could be like one of those dumbass sorority chicks who gets their a tramp stamp of their boyfriend's mispelled name. Or you could be like that guy who got a tattoo on his butthole. Seriously, how does he poop?

Here's David at the unveiling of the Armani Campaign: