
Tila Tequila made a citizen's arrest against her supposed boyfriend, San Diego Chargers boyfriend, Shawne Merriman, early Sunday after he allegedly choked her and refused to let her leave his home. Merriman however, has a different recollection of events.
But a lawyer for Steadman denies the allegations, telling the San Diego Union Tribune, "At no time did Mr. Merriman assault her; at no time did Mr. Merriman keep her against her will."
His lawyer says Steadman was only trying to keep an "extremely intoxicated" Tila safe when he attempted to prevent her from leaving his home.
But Tila shot back on her Twitter page, writing: "I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila 'Tequila' cuz the irony. I can't drink." (Source)
In cases of domestic or sexual assault, I pretty much always take the woman's side, no matter what. But since this is Tila Tequila we're talking about -- a vile, horrible stain on human existence -- I really don't know who to believe. But I do know that if Tila Tequila wanted to name herself ironically, she should have gone with something more apropos, like "Tila Clean Genitals" or "Tila Not a 12-Year-Old Vietnamese Boy Prostitute."
At the MuchMusic Video Awards in June:




See: I read this story and figured Shawne finally got to third base with Tila and found, shall we say, and unfortunate set of circumstances tucked away in "her" panties.
You'd choke the crap out of Tila, too, if you were an NFL player who found himself with the wrong handful of goodies.