Here are The 20 Most Bring Films of...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Pajiba)

There is absolutely no better way to commemorate the memory of a loved on than by turning their home into an amusement park, right Jackson family? (Yeeeah!)

Seriously, I cannot be the only one who is totally weirded out by Taylor Momsen here. (The Blemish)

I will overlook the fact that this is a PETA video, if only because it has the fucking Bear Jew in it, and I want his Matzah Balls (HEY-O!). (Seriously? OMG!)

Today's sign of the apocalypse: Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell are teaming up for a reailty show. You may want to stock up on bottled water and canned soup. (Celebitchy)

Justin Timberlake is a fucking pussy, and should probably stick with Mike's Hard Lemonade or some shit like that. (Celebslam)

Matt Damon is on the cover of Esquire, and he taught little kids in India how to poop. Ummmm...what? (HollyWire)

Goddammit Gwen Stefani, eat a fucking sammich already. You look like a friggin' twig. (CelebSmack)

I'm pretty sure her new movie is going to suck goat scrot, but you gotta admit, Kate Beckinsale looks pretty damn good. (usemycomputer)

Everyone laugh at Chris Brown's community service! Because he's a fucking asshole! (Celeb Jihad)

Ellen is getting sued for her dancing, but not quite for the reasons you would think. (Allie is Wired)