Seth McFarlane's spinoff of Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, is about as funny as you would expect it to be. (Pajiba)

As if there isn't enough bullshit floating around about who Justin Timberlake's penis is in, he's apparently fucking Rihanna now. (Yeeeah!)

Oh my God, Kanye West acted like a self-entitled dickbag again? Must be Wednesday again! (The Blemish)

Oh my God, Christina Ricci got a pixie haircut to match her pixie stature. My God, how adorable is she? (Seriously? OMG!)

George W. Bush wouldn't honour J.K. Rowling because her books encouraged witchcraft, sort of like how Twilight encourages teens to become whiny, sparky vampires. (Celebitchy)

Uh oh, looks like Randy Quaid is in deep shit for skipping out on a sweet holy shit-ton of debt. (Celebslam)

One of the contestants on So You Think You Can Dance flashed the ol' vagina on live TV, or as we like to call it, "The Full Lindsay". (HollyWire)

Oh my God, what the fuck is this shit? Kill it. Kill it with fire. (CelebSmack)

Oh Mary Louise Parker, have I ever told you that I have a big, lesbian crush on you? (usemycomputer)

In case you're wondering what T.R. Knight is doing now that he's not on that crappy show any more, this oughta answer your question. (popbytes)

Whoopi Goldberg has crossed the border between "tolerable" and "Fucking Idiot". (Celeb Jihad)