Joel McHale has a new show, and it is the fucking BOMB yo. (Pajiba)

That guy from Gossip Girl has a tattoo so gay, it would make Elton John shit a rainbow. (Yeeeah!)

Taking your 15 year old sibling out clubbing? Great idea Lindsay! Maybe I'll take my minis out some day and get them addicted to blow. (The Blemish)

Matt Damon went on Jimmy Kimmel Live an fought some guy named Guillermo or something. I dunno, I wasn't listening. (Seriously? OMG!)

Chris Brown tries to win back Rihanna the only way he know how: On Twitter. I somehow don't see this working... (Celebitchy)

A propos of nothing, here's Salma Hayek and her gigantic...talent. Oh, and her boobs too. (Celebslam)

If her hair is any indication, Drew Barrymore has finally gone completely crazycakes. (HollyWire)

A true heroin, Whitney Houston went on Oprah to weed out her problems and finally crack them for good. Meth. (CelebSmack)

Eliza Dushku takes time off from blowing ghosts to do an eco-casino thing. (usemycomputer)

Mario Lopez puts the final nail in the coffin of his heterosexuality by donning women's lingerie. (popbytes)

Elton John is apparently too old and too gay to adopt. Not too old or gay: Madonna. (Celeb Jihad)