It's No Whining Wednesday, so check out some zombies! Hells yeah! (Pajiba)

Behold Tyra Banks' real, totally not a weave at all hair and tremble...Tremble with fear! (Yeeeah!)

You know, I usually think Lily Allen is adorable, but YOWZA girl is looking full-on hot as hell nowadays. (The Blemish)

Holy shit, y'all, Glee is back! Time to own your gay, mothahfuckahs. (Seriously? OMG!)

Miley Cyrus is gonna be in the next Sex in the City movie! Seriously, it's like they're actively trying to make me hate this fucking movie. (Celebitchy)

I have no idea who this woman is, but look boys, it's Jenna Haze in a bikini! You're welcome. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears covered that Alanis Morissette song about that guy from Full House. (HollyWire)

Captain Syphilis is still dating that chick, in case you were wondering. He'll probably dump her next week though! (CelebSmack)

Look everyone, it's Hermione at the most magical school ever: Brown. *Drum Roll* (usemycomputer)

The Kardashian sisters totally hate each other and they all hope the others die, as do we all. (popbytes)

Milla Jovovich whips out her crazy-ass titties for Purple Magazine. Yeah, I've never heard of it either. (Celeb Jihad)