The 2009 Scream Award Nominations are in. Click here only if you want to see how low the Horror genre has sunk. (Pajiba)

Oh God, there's about to be another Duggar in the world. This one will reportedly be driving out of the womb in a stretch limo. (Yeeeah!)

Just when you thought it was over, Britney Spears Bikini watch is back on! Now with added Jamie Lynn Spears! (The Blemish)

My God, there is literally someone in charge of keeping Pete Wentz' pants from falling down onstage. And you thought your job sucked. (Seriously? OMG!)

Here's Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of Sex and the City 2, because obviously they would make another one of these. Goddammit... (Celebitchy)

You know, there's a reason why Kim Kardashian walks around with a metric fuck-ton of makeup all the time. This is why. (Celeb Jihad)

Amazing! We've finally found a job Paris Hilton is almost capable of doing! Well, almost. Actually, come to think of it, she'd probably fail at this too. (BricksAndStones)

Apparently, there are people out there aside from me who want to do dirty, unspeakable things to The Bear Jew. GET IN LINE, BITCHES! (Agent Bedhead)

Apparently, Amber Rose has been possessed by Cthulhu. All kneel before her creepy fucking eyes! (POTP)

Jon Gosselin continues his campaign for Father of the Year by hosting a pool party in Vegas. Nice job. (Superior Gossip)

Check out some interviews with Wolf Hudson, Julien Cox, Rob Romoni, Ian Duncan and Rocco Giovanni! Yeah, I know, shameless plug. Party foul on me. NSFW. (Gay Star Interviews)